There, I said it.

Every time I see a cool workshop tool or gadget, my response is either:

“I really need one of those!”

or:

“I wish I needed one of those!”

This definitely falls into the latter category, which makes me a little sad. One day, I’ll have something gigantic to sand, and hopefully I’ll remember this monster.

I wonder what it was originally built for?

(Of course, the proper answer to “What do you sand with it?” is “Whatever the hell I want.”)