{"id":35,"date":"2012-03-16T10:44:50","date_gmt":"2012-03-15T23:44:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mindbleach.com\/words\/?p=35"},"modified":"2012-10-25T10:27:08","modified_gmt":"2012-10-24T23:27:08","slug":"i-wish-i-needed-a-table-sized-belt-sander","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mindbleach.com\/words\/2012\/03\/16\/i-wish-i-needed-a-table-sized-belt-sander\/","title":{"rendered":"I wish I needed a table-sized belt sander!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There, I said it.<\/p>\n<p>Every time I see a cool workshop tool or gadget, my response is either:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>&#8220;I really need one of those!&#8221;<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>or:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>&#8220;I wish I needed one of those!&#8221;<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>This definitely falls into the latter category, which makes me a little sad. One day, I&#8217;ll have something gigantic to sand, and hopefully I&#8217;ll remember this monster.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"MVI 0103 Large Belt Sander\" width=\"584\" height=\"438\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/0CxWR0cpluk?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>I wonder what it was originally built for?<\/p>\n<p>(Of course, the proper answer to <em>&#8220;What do you sand with it?&#8221;<\/em> is <em>&#8220;Whatever the hell I want.&#8221;<\/em>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There, I said it. Every time I see a cool workshop tool or gadget, my response is either: &#8220;I really need one of those!&#8221; or: &#8220;I wish I needed one of those!&#8221; &nbsp; This definitely falls into the latter category, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/mindbleach.com\/words\/2012\/03\/16\/i-wish-i-needed-a-table-sized-belt-sander\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-35","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mindbleach.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mindbleach.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mindbleach.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mindbleach.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mindbleach.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=35"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/mindbleach.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":38,"href":"https:\/\/mindbleach.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35\/revisions\/38"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mindbleach.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=35"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mindbleach.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=35"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mindbleach.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=35"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}