{"id":73,"date":"2012-06-05T23:31:43","date_gmt":"2012-06-05T12:31:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mindbleach.com\/words\/?p=73"},"modified":"2012-10-25T10:27:06","modified_gmt":"2012-10-24T23:27:06","slug":"this-is-why-i-shouldnt-be-left-unsupervised-in-a-hardware-store","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mindbleach.com\/words\/2012\/06\/05\/this-is-why-i-shouldnt-be-left-unsupervised-in-a-hardware-store\/","title":{"rendered":"This is why I shouldn&#8217;t be left unsupervised in a hardware store&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, this has to be the coolest gadget I&#8217;ve seen all year. It&#8217;s called a &#8216;Hammer Tacker&#8217;, and it&#8217;s basically a stapler in hammer form. Need that report stapled? *BAM!* Co-worker left his desk unattended? &#8230; Lots of things could benefit from some indiscriminate hammer-stapling! <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mindbleach.com\/words\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/wpid-IMG_20120605_2015581.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"\" class=\"alignnone\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/mindbleach.com\/words\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/wpid-IMG_20120605_201558.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, this has to be the coolest gadget I&#8217;ve seen all year. It&#8217;s called a &#8216;Hammer Tacker&#8217;, and it&#8217;s basically a stapler in hammer form. Need that report stapled? *BAM!* Co-worker left his desk unattended? &#8230; Lots of things could &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/mindbleach.com\/words\/2012\/06\/05\/this-is-why-i-shouldnt-be-left-unsupervised-in-a-hardware-store\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-73","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mindbleach.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mindbleach.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mindbleach.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mindbleach.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mindbleach.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=73"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/mindbleach.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":150,"href":"https:\/\/mindbleach.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73\/revisions\/150"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mindbleach.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=73"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mindbleach.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=73"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mindbleach.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=73"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}